aussie blokes do the time warp

I’ve been with my charming (pah) aussie bloke for over 5 years now, and we have two rug rats together.  On a recent family outing to a friends bbq I suggested that we should head home by 9pm. Afterall we just bought a place that we want to work on and renovate the next day.

His response:

“9! No way, we’ll be leaving at 6.30 for sure! I don’t wanna waste our Sunday tired and hungover.”

Right, pay attention to that comment readers…

We head out with our two kids, me, the designated driver, boohoo 😦

The Time Warp

Anyway 6.30pm rolls around, and we’re just sitting down to eat. My bloke is at least 9 beers down and very jolly!

8pm rolls around, the kids have their bath and get into their pj’s.

9pm My man is chatting and having a great time.

Time speeds up….

We head home at 1.30am!!

Most hilarious (ahem) part of it all, he asks the next morning “So what time did we get home? 9.30pm?”

Charming.

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